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What's on Now & Next (2026-09-30)
RTE One
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11:50Leaders' Questions Live coverage of Question Time in the Dail and the latest reactions to political developments
13:00RTÉ News: One O'Clock and Weather National and international news
RTE2
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12:00Horrible Histories Gruesome events and characters from the past. This episode ventures on holiday with Queen Vic, enjoys a view of Napoleon the tourist attraction and has some deadly treats to eat
12:30Nova Jones Nova wants to win the Boodlebeegan Song Contest, but when she accidentally finds a way to enter, she discovers that not every competition needs to be won
Virgin Media One
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10:00This Morning A mix of celebrity chat, lifestyle features, advice and competitions
12:30News at 12:30 The latest national and international news stories from the Virgin Media News team, followed by sport and weather
TG4
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12:00Malcolm in the Middle Reese dreams he is being put on trial for 63,000 counts of animal murder by an assortment of farmyard animals, including a jury of sheep. He is so shocked by the nightmare that he immediately decides to become a vegetarian
12:30Cheers Cliff, Norm, and Frasier vie for the honour of accompanying Woody to a football game, while Carla convinces herself Eddie is having an affair with a beautiful skater appearing with him in the ice show. American bar-room comedy, starring Rhea Perlman and Kelsey Grammer
Virgin Media Two
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12:00Pressure Pad General knowledge quiz, hosted by John Barrowman, in which two teams of five players are pitted against each other inside an illuminated arena, known as the Pressure Pad. The team with the most players remaining for the final round will put itself in the strongest position to win the £2,000 jackpot on offer
13:00Friends Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time and Rachel helps Joey look a little more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag - which everyone else mistakes for a women's handbag
Virgin Media Three
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12:00Keeping Canada Safe At a surfing beach, lifeguards have to rescue a child pulled from shore by a rip current. A Vancouver police officer searches for a missing youth
12:30Heartbeat Mike does his good deed for the year by reuniting an estranged family while investigating a puzzling spate of burglaries, and Ventress thinks he knows exactly how to stop Greengrass in his tracks - by arresting his faithful dog Alfred. Rural drama, starring Jason Durr, Bill Maynard, William Simons and Trevor Peacock
BBC One
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12:15Bargain Hunt Danny Sebastian presents from Naseby in Northamptonshire, where experts Kate Bliss and David Harper offer up their expertise to assist husband and wife Shaun and Lea for the blues and father and daughter Dave and Leanne for the reds. Danny also has a mystery item for fairgoers to solve - a miniature jolly policeman in silver plate. But what was it used for?
13:00BBC News at One; Weather A round-up of the latest headlines
Channel 4
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12:10Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien head to Tiverton in the West Country to meet petrolhead Roger. Henry finds part of a tornado jet that he wants to turn into a table, while Simon finds a pair of exhaust pipes, which he thinks could become a trendy pair of lamps
13:10The Great House Giveaway Resource manager Alixe and trainee carpenter Loy have six months to transform a two-bedroom semi in Abercarn, south Wales, into a family home. It's not in bad condition, but Alixe and Loy cross swords over whether to knock through the living room. They compromise by putting a skylight into the small dark kitchen. The renovation goes to the wire and with only a few days left to sell, will the house make a profit? Tayo Oguntonade, Simon O'Brien and Carys Davies monitor events
E4
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12:00The Simpsons The proud residents of Springfield are outraged when they learn their town anthem was stolen from a travelling musician, so Bart and Lisa volunteer to find a replacement song. Meanwhile, Homer is on a mission to find a fat people's rights group after a humiliating incident in which he gets stuck in his seat. With the guest voice of Pharrell Williams
12:30The Simpsons Homer is told to entertain a visiting Nigerian princess whose father is in town for a business meeting with Mr Burns, but when she proves uninterested in the TV, he takes her to Moe's, where she and the normally irascible barman strike a surprisingly sweet friendship. With the guest voices of Jon Lovitz and Richard Branson
BBC Four
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02:55The Human Body: Secrets of Your Life Revealed Chris and Xand van Tulleken explore the processes keeping human beings alive, seeing how powerful reflexes of fear and disgust keep people safe from danger and revealing the mechanisms bodies call on to repair damage. Xand visits one of the most advanced laboratories in the world to test his body's ability to maintain its inner balance, while Chris learns how scientists in Stockholm are trying to help people with phobias by investigating the neural mechanisms involved in fear and ways to control it
19:00Canals: The Making of a Nation Liz McIvor recounts the story of 'canal mania' - a boom period of frenzied activity that helped develop Britain's modern financial economy, now centred in London. The new canal capitalists made money by investing and speculating in waterways used to carry fuel and goods around the country. However, not all canals were profitable and investors soon discovered that such a venture created losers as well as winners
More4
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12:05Come Dine with Me Bar manager and former child actor Ryan hosts the second of this week's dinner parties, but before his guests have even sat down, a disaster in the kitchen has ruined the first course. Later, Ryan mixes up his steak orders, he has to stomach some harsh criticism
12:35Come Dine with Me Radio presenter Rachel hosts on the third day in Cardiff. Things get off to a bad start when she all but loses her voice. Rachel is undeterred however and expects her Indian menu to bag her the grand. Her guests are sceptical about Rachel's cooking abilities, and when accountant and self-proclaimed Asian cooking expert Runa realises what's on the menu, the gloves are off